Igpay Atinlay

Isthay isay anay angestray anguagelay. Itay ashay othingnay otay oday ithway anyay ogicallay ormfay ofay eakingspay. But who cares? itsay unfay!
Isthay isay ethay erfectpay anguagelay otay alktay aboutay ethay ecretsay oingsday ofay ethay urplepay elephantsay. Afteray allay, itay akestay awhileay otay igurefay outay atwhay Iay amay ayingsay ifay ouyay on'tday owknay owhay otay eakspay itay. uyay avehay otay ovelay itay.
osay erethay isay anay ewnay anplay otay aketay overay ethay orldway. Evidentlyay, ifay ouyay useay ethay orrectcay equencyfray ofay adioray aveway, ouyay ancay unetay intoay erethey ecretsay alkstay ithway ethay impray inistermay ofay Elay Alvadorsay. Anday eythay areay akingmay ogresspay. I'day ivegay emthey aboutay otway oremay onthsmay.

Cover Up

On second thought, forget I said anything in that last post. It was all a lie. Ignore it. I have absolutely no plans to help purple elephants take over El Salvador. None. Nada. Zip. I swear, it was all a lie. I swear on my sister's grave.
Oh wait. I don't have a sister. Never did.