He's obsessed with building a giant rocking chair. He leaves the house every morning at 4:30 to work on it and doesn't come back home until 10 at night. As soon as he gets home, he collapses into bed and sleeps until it's time to leave again. I never see him. I never talk to him. It's horrible.
From what I understand, the rocking chair is the key to his taking over the world, something I can not allow. World domination is the sole responsibility of the Divine Purple Elephant Queen, and he has no right to attempt interference.
Speaking of which, the Divine Purple Elephant Queen's plan to taking over El Salvador are going even better than planned. By 2010, we hope to control all of Central and South America.
Beat that, Bob.
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I don't think most of my readers understand Portuguese. In fact, I only knew that was Portuguese because you said something about Brazil. The only thing I understood was something about more than 2100 cities in Brazil. Is CresceNet a charity or what?
Anyway, my point is, please post only in English. I thankful.
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