Orange Whale has a Blog Now

Alright, here's how it works. That horrible Orange Whale has made his own blog with which to diss me. I am highly offended by the dissing, but quite flattered that he felt so threatened by me that he had to make his own blog with which to fight me. Very impressive. Of course, it would be a lot more impressive if he managed to use proper spelling and grammar, or something remotely resembling it, at least. You can't have everything, I guess.

Necessary Madness

Alright, Mr. Orange Whale, I see how it is. You clearly don't love purple elephants the way I do--I understand that. But that doesn't mean that you have to force your disgusting orange whales on me. I don't want to eat orange whales, and since the only good whale is found on a whaleburger, orange whales are completely useless.
Sorry, dude.

I am truly disappointed.

What's wrong with purple elephants? What's wrong with you people?
Purple elephants are vital to our economic structure... They keep the world turning, and the turn worlding. Without purple elephants, we'd be stuck in the stone age.

They are infinitely better than orange whales or shadowfates or whatever. tsk tsk tsk.

Vital Question

How is it possible to not love purple elephants? You may have seen the rude comment someone claiming to be named "orange whale" left on my first post. It was completely uncalled for.
Anyway, the question is, how is it humanly possible not to completely adore purple elephants? They are amazingly awesome. You have to love 'em.
By the way, how can you like orange whales? it's unnatural!