Ode to Eggpie

Eggpie, oh eggpie, how I loveth thee.
Thy taste is like a fake egg
and to obtain it
I would surely beg,

But if I could eat you every day,
Then I would surely be sad
for thy taste is but a special treat
Eat to much and I'll go mad.

Thy crunchy taco crusts do fill me
Thy yummy ham bits I adore
Thy cheesy goodness I do love
And will love forever more.

Thank the purple elephants for fake eggs
and the pie that they do make
pop it in the oven
and for forty minutes bake.