Fox scares me

The news company, I mean.
Check out this messed up article they published. It's just sick and wrong. There's no way it will actually happen, yet those delusions still exist. The Rockies are going DOWN tonight. They won't win. They won't come close to winning. They won't even smell the faintest whiff of potential victory.
I think Fox is just mad that Massachusetts, and by extension the Red Sox, is more "with it" than it is. After all, Massachusetts is a blue state, and Fox is about as red as it gets.
No offense to conservatives, but you have a seriously biased news source.

You're not off the hook yet, Mr. Beckett

Do the Sox won last night. Big deal. Tonights the night that really counts. I want this series to be over. A clean sweep of the Rockies. I know you guys can do it, and I'm not accepting ANY excuses.
None.
You'd better win. It should be a piece of cake. If you don't, then remember that "bottle of Coca-Cola" I showed you earlier.
Penguins and Polar Bears, Mr. Beckett, Penguins and Polar Bears.